A Goofy Movie

Goodbye, house! Goodbye, mailbox! Goodbye, pile of broken wood!

A Goofy Movie is a 1995 animated film made by The Walt Disney Company; it features the characters Goofy and Max from the television series Goof Troop as they go on a road trip and work out their difficult father-son relationship.

Directed by Kevin Lima. Written by Jymn Magon, Brian Pimental and Chris Matheson.
It's Goofy and Max...in their first full-length animated feature!

Goofy

  • Goodbye, house! Goodbye, mailbox! [backs up and damages his fence] Goodbye, pile of broken wood!
  • Behold, the legendary Bigfoot!

Max

  • I can't believe I did that! She finally says "hi" to me, and what do I do?! I choke! "A-hyuck!" Like a big spaz!
  • Dad, it's BIGFOOT!

Others

  • Bobby: [shows Max his "cheesy" model of the Leaning Tower of Pisa] Max, look! It's the Leaning Tower of Cheeza!
  • Pete: What's the idea?! [sees Max and Goofy being chased by Bigfoot alarmed] BIGFOOT!

Dialogue

Goofy: Gosh, Pete. You sure are good with kids.
Pete: Oh, yeah. Well, they love me. Why, PJ, he's been begging me to take him on vacation this summer.
Goofy: Really? Where ya going?
Pete: Camping! Nothing like the great outdoors to strengthen the bond between a father and his son.
Goofy: Oh, Max would never go for anything like that.
Pete: I don't know, Goof. Something's wrong when a kid won't spend time with his parents. For all you know, he's running around with some gang and stealing stuff and causing riots, and...
Goofy: Oh, Max is a good kid. He'd never get mixed up in something like that.
Goofy: Hey, you dropped your hat.
Max: [huffs in frustration] This is the stupidest vacation! You drag me from home, you jam me in this dumb car, then drive me a million miles away to see some stupid rat show! Call me when the trip's over.
Pete: Say, Goof. Why don't you two stay for dinner.
Max: Cool!
Goofy: Oh, no thanks, Pete. Max and I have some fish to catch.
Max: [sighs] Dad, we can do that tomorrow. [to Pete] So what are we having?
Goofy: But Max, I thought...
Pete: [clears throat] Under your thumb, Goof.
Goofy: Maximilian!
Max: What?
Goofy: Get your gear, little man! We're going fishing! And I mean NOW!!!
[Discussing Max's alleged trip to the Powerline concert]
PJ: You're gonna be famous, buddy. 'Specially with Roxanne.
Max: There's just one person who doesn't know about this, PJ.
PJ: Who?
Max: My dad.
Goofy: [with a quietly defiant mien] You know, maybe Max isn't all the things that you think a son should be, but... he loves me.
Pete: Hey, my son respects me.
Goofy: [listlessly] Yeah.
[He walks away]
Pete: [calling after him] Check the map, Goof!
Max: Dad... Listen, about my directions... Will you listen to me? I gotta tell you something, Dad.
Goofy: [sarcastically] Why bother? I'm probably too stupid to understand anyway, right?
Max: Aw, forget it!
[Max and Goofy chase their runaway car]
Max: You should've put the brake on! [He pulls his father into the car]
Goofy: Why don't you just put it on yourself? [He pulls the brake, but it suddenly breaks off]
Max: See? You ruin everything!
Goofy: Well, you ruined the vacation!
Max: I ruined it?! [The car goes crashing from one rock pillar to another] I never wanted to go on this stupid VACATION! [The car splashes into the river]
[the car has landed in the stream with the Goofs inside]
Max: Now look where you got us, Dad!
Goofy: Where I got us?!
Max: You should have let me stay at home!
Goofy: Why? So you'd end up in prison?
Max: Prison? What are you talking about?
Goofy: Your principal called me!
Max: It's not what you think, Dad!
Goofy: You even lied to me!
Max: I had to! You were ruining my life!
Goofy: I was only trying to take my boy fishing, okay?!
Max: I'm not your little boy anymore, Dad! I'm grown up! I've got my own life now!
Goofy: I KNOW THAT! I just wanted to be part of it! [calmer] You're my son, Max. No matter how big ya get, you'll always be my son.

Cast

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