Bugs Keith in: I Can't call heaven, doug [10.02]
- Narrator: Harold had dreamed of this moment a thousand times. Harold then drew himself a new father. This dad never yelled and had a three-year chip from AA. He was also good at lifting things. Harold and his new father sailed away to a bright new tomorrow. Harold's mother filed a missing-person report, but she never saw her son again. She hanged herself a year later. The rope was purple.
- Bullwinkle: Hey, Rocky. I've got a friend request.
- Rocky: [reads the note] Hello, Moose. It is us, old American friends from your youth, Bingo and Muffy.
- Natasha: Haha, Oh, boy. Old friends. There's something suspicious.
- Rocky: about that account, Bullwinkle. Speaking of old American things, don't you miss good old days when flying squirrels weren't taking hardworking moose jobs? Hmm, I do generally remember things being better in the past. Don't you want to make... ooh... I mean, America great again? Those new Facebook friends are spreading pretty incendiary comments, Bullwinkle.
- Boris: [offscreen] Shut your cockhole, snowflake!
- Rocky and Bullwinkle: Hello, Broseph!
- Broseph: Squirrel Lives Matter march against ignorant mooses set for tomorrow. Come join! Oh, boy. [leave his room]
- Rocky: Oh, boy, I will n...
- Bullwinkle: Hey, Rocky! [points to Natasha] Watch me pull a squirrel out of her own asshole.
- Boris: I'll [bleep]ing kill you, Bullwinkle!