Robot Chicken (season 9)

We Don't See Much of That in 1940s America [9.08]

Kid 1: It's hard to find a great-tasting breakfast that won't raise my cholesterol.
Buzz Bee: Did somebody ask for a tasty breakfast?! Nothing beats the taste of oats and honey.
Kid 1: It's Great! [He bangs the table then buzz bee gets his Stinger stuck to his arm]
Buzz Bee: WHAT THE [BLEEP]?!
Kid 1: AWW!
Buzz Bee: No! No! Oh, my God, NO! This can't be HAPPENING!
Kid 2: [Confused] It'll bee okay, bee. You'll be okay.
Buzz Bee: Yeah, yeah. I'll be okay. I'll just... [Groans; he Gets unstuck but his abdomen breaks he screams as ooze is coming out of his abdomen The kids see the blood of his abdomen then falls down] It's so cold. Oh, my heart ... I can feel it slowing down. Oh. Oh, it stopped. I'm ... I'm so scared.
Narrator: Honey Nut Cheerios has oats that'll help lower cholesterol. part of this nutritious breakfast.

He's Not Even Aiming at the Toilet [9.17]

[Horn honking; he drives home]
All: Welcome home, Daddy Pig.
Daddy Pig: Hello, Mummy Pig. Hello, Peppa. Hello, George. Bad news. [Snorts] I've been made redundant.
Peppa: What's that mean, Daddy?
Daddy: Well, Peppa, that's the pretentious British way of saying [snort] I got fired.
Peppa: Oh, no, Daddy Pig. [Snorts] Why?
Daddy: Because of this damn Brexit. My company has lost far too many [snort] pounds.
Peppa: [Confused] Oh, it's too bad you haven't lost more pounds, Daddy. You've got a very big tummy.
Daddy: [Laughs] Peppa! [Snorts] Your jokes at my expense are the only thing keeping me from jumping out of [snort] the window.
[The doorbell rings peppa walks up to the front door then opens it]
Randall: Hello, Peppa.
Peppa: Malika Meerkat and Randall Rhino? What are you doing here?
Randall: We've come to say goodbye, Peppa. Since Brexit inflamed anti-immigrant hate crimes, my Muslim family doesn't feel safe anymore.
Malika: And I'm getting deported back to Aleppo. They'll remove my woman hands, for they have touched a book.
Peppa: [Voice breaking] D-Daddy! Why is this happening?
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